we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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