i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
nutella sex= disaster
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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I need you to use more vowels.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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