And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
