You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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