the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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