Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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