You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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