YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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