I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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