When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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