This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize