There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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