I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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