are you so shy because you have an std?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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