haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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