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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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