How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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