Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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