Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Damn victory sex feels great
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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