If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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