A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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