are you so shy because you have an std?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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