You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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