The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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