I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
