new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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