the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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