school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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