my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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