Im at strip club and am horny
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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