Are we in a gay sports bar?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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