what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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