I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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