I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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