I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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