they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
