i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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