Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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