Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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