i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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