Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
