maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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