She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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