i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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