i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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