Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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