i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
