look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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