drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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