And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Randomize
