I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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