I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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