why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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