wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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